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Hi ladies and gentlemen (are there even any ladies over here?),
 
Who am I?
 
A 25 yrs old boy named Josh from Australia who fucked his entire life up and knows nothing but coding. Satisfied?
 
What am I doing here?
 
Well someone (a guy named MrGayWelsh) asked me to lay a hand (or two) so here I am.
 
What am I doing for a living?
 
I'm a crop circle engineer as well as a honorary cereal killer.
 
I guess that's all, am not good at introducing myself... Better ask me and if I care I will answer.
 
Cheers, Kisses.
 
EDIT: Sweden won the eurovision thanks to a shitty song